DONGO, CONGO—In a new big screen adventure, Will Smith will play a world-saving murder-solving southern gentleman tasked with teaching malfunctioning robot zombies to golf.

A film directed by three of Hollywood's top screen-writes, is expected to break records for individuality, creativity, sticktoativeness, and umption.

Smith is proud to be part of such a film. "It's no 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air,'" Smith said, "But I think the audience will be pleased with the end result."

The San Antonio Chronicle says, "Smith's performance is reserved, edgy, and powerfully rabid. You'll never see another film like this in your lifetime."

The film is expected to pull from almost every demographic. Spielberg mentions, "Get ready, world. Not only will we bring in sports enthusiasts -- we'll thrill the sci-tech horror monster historic-south film crowds as well."