McCain Suspends Campaign For 15 Minutes To Run To The Can
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McCain Suspends Campaign For 15 Minutes To Run To The Can

Encourages Obama To Do The Same

CROWN KING, AZ—"In the current political, social, and economic climate, we can not deny the need to do our duty as Americans," McCain said before a bi-partisan crowd at Southeast Arizona State Monday.

"For these reasons, I've decided to announce a suspension of my campaign. During this 15 to 20 minute break, I will personally do my duty to revitalize myself and my service to America."

"We may have to strain in the short term -- but if we persevere, I hope to deliver a smoother transition and flush away the wasteful byproducts."
"Times are rough -- we may have to strain in the short term -- but if we persevere, I hope to deliver a smoother transition and flush away the wasteful byproducts."

"The key here is to provide reform that is soft, smooth.. but never runny."
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